2. HBO will be available for purchase without also purchasing the entirety of your cable provider's offerings. It will cost less than your car payment.
8. There will always be time for a leisurely cup of coffee or tea in the morning, yoga in the afternoon, a good book and easy conversation in the evening.
9. Savage Love will be required listening. We will all strive to become a wee bit more GGG. We will always address new relationships with campsite mentality.
10. Every man, woman and child will learn the old fashioned art of survival - gardening, sewing, animal husbandry, cooking, cleaning, around-the-house handiness, and self-motivated-non-electronic entertainment.
11. Every celebration worth its salt will conclude with a colossal showing of ear-shattering, awe-inspiring fireworks.